Help me name and identify my new friend!

I went to Trader Joes yesterday, and I found a new friend! She's now sitting on my office desk, basking in the fluorescent glow of the overhead lights.

I need help with two things: First, help me identify this plant! I know next to nothing about plants, and I'd love to know her story. Also, I have NO idea how to take care of a succulent, so any and all advice would be much appreciated! Secondly, she needs a name. Preferably something to confuse my coworkers.